In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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