Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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