I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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