Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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