Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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