doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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