You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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