Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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