But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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