I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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