He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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