Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She announced her abortion via fbk
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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