You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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