I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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