I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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