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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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