we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
How's work?
Spinning.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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