just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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