The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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