That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
and she was petting her beer can
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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