Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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