I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
he fucked my hip out of place.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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