sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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