Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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