so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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