uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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