i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
