all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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