Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
