i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Shame - the story of my life.
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