Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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