# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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