what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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