Do you still have your period?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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