we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
