Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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