Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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