dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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