i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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