It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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