Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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