What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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