Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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