i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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