just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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