..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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