I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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