did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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