I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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