there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
