You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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