White coat. Heels.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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