found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Life is so much better after having sex.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
