I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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