Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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