How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I could have mohawked her pubes.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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