Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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