Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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