so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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