You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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